Andy Anderson's Tall Tales

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A Hallowe'en Tale

This was my contribution to a hallowe'en gathering I couldn't get to. I wrote it on my Palmpilot and emailed it for it to be read out.

Night it was and the light of the thinnest crescent moon shone clearly from a sky peppered with stars. It wasn't Hallowe'en weather at all; the night should be dark and electric. As Ashley went through the lytch-gate the old Yew made a dark shadow against the sky, highlighting the contrast with the row of fresh white stones; fourteen of them.

To some, the graveyard might have been a frightening place, but not Ashley. Many of his friends were here, after all, and most of the memories were good ones. Here was Peter, whose awful puns had kept them sane, waiting to go up. It wasn't really a short-cut to the Williams' house, but he owed it to his friends to stop by, on this, of all days.

Richard, whose jacket had always looked .like a dishrag, no matter what he did. And Douglas, the Squire's son, who had tried so hard to be one of the lads, finally buried with them.

Hallowe'en. The eve of the days when the dead are welcome. Putting aside the thought of so many lives squandered for a few yards of Cabbage Patch, Ashley was momentarily presented with a flash-back of them all, together, in the Rose on that last leave. What a night that had been; the memories of laughter and loving flooded back: Beltaine 1917, that last leave. He held the memory for a moment, then mentally shrugged, turned and walked on. At least, he thought, the little line of graves was spared the ignominy of carved reference numbers which allowed visitors to find their way around the larger graveyards at home and abroad.

The cottage was bright and inviting. John Williams had, in some sense, been lucky. A stray shell from a French gun had cost him his left leg from the knee down, and that had been that. Morbid laughter at his ill luck had been the only defence their shredded psyches had allowed - they hoisted a round of drinks and bade him on his way to convalescence in England. Of course, it was true that he'd missed all the fun; by the time he returned to Shrawley there was no shortage of cottages to rent, or young girls to marry.

Ashley knocked the door and was let in. As was the custom on this night and for the next two, there were places set for the deaf as ell as for expected and unexpected guests. He sat, thinking fondly of absent friends, and hoisted a large one, as did so many on this Halowe'en of 1918, with the war almost at an end, four years of slaughter for nothing. The battalion wiped out, on a single day that Ashley had been lucky, said some, to survive.

Jenny, lovely Jenny, had been a fine catch for John, and he for her. There might be little call for jewellery as yet, but the locksmithing would tide them over ell enough and soon there would be celebrations a-plenty. And, if little Miriam, sleeping soundly in the crib was not John's child, why even in more normal times there would have been no shame. Ashley, with an empty glass in front of him, noticed a charm almost completed on John's workbench - a silver half-moon enclosing an amber bead.

The countless white crosses...

He wished them all well, but it was time to take his leave. It never did to become maudlin, and although the dead were welcome, too great an attachment served no-one other than ill. Besides now he had another call to make; to suggest to the old colonel that a copy of a good luck charm from the trenches was just the gift for a squire's wife. After all, Ashley thought, he had his daughter's future to provide for, if ever she was going to be able to visit his grave at Paschendale.