Welcome to our home page! Armed Response Technologies leads the world in defense hardware and control systems. Established in 1946, we've become the market leader through innovation, discretion, and sheer firepower. If you're looking for a way to defend your country, state, or military dictatorship, look no further. The solution is here.

Armed Response Technologies has a range of ADPs (acronym-driven products) to suit all needs, and we are more than willing to customise our products to your specifications. Whether your defense requirements are large or small, we have a bomb, or even a bullet, with your name on it. We also provide sophisticated control systems to help you to ensure that your defense ends up in the right place and doesn't explode prematurely. Our free consultancy service has also proved very popular. Our discreet service is legendary. For that very reason, we can't give you a list of satisfied customers. Suffice to say that they comprise most of the leading governments in the world, and a surprising number of Fortune 500 corporations. Key to our success is the DeathStation series of computers. DeathStations are designed specifically to control our deliverables under conditions of maximum security and maximum paranoia. When the future of the Free World depends on your computer system, you can't afford not to buy one of the DeathStation range.

With Armed Response Technologies, the sky is no longer the limit. We invite you to explore the latest developments in our space weaponry range. For an astonishingly low cost, you can gain the capacity to initiate pre-emptive strikes from the relative peace and security of deep space. In these troubled times, you know it makes sense, especially now that the Anti-Ballistic Missile Treaty between Russia and America is under threat from the so-called "Son of Star Wars" anti-missile shield.

We don't just make bombs. We also make the computers to control them, to ensure that you don't have to do anything so crass as pushing buttons (unless you want to, of course). Our DeathStation range of computers is particularly suitable for use in fully automated missile control systems. The DeathStation series has enjoyed spectacular success in the field, and has an impressive track record of long-distance target relocation. Pictured here is the super-secure CHAR_BIT generator for the DeathStation, which uses atmospheric and geological white noise, a plasma lamp, and a variant of the Mersenne Twister algorithm to deliver to the program compiler a value of CHAR_BIT guaranteed to pass all known tests for primality and randomness. This is of tremendous assistance in preventing crackers from gaining knowledge about your systems.